I might go bowling tonight.

does this work?
cell phone journal, part one.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 10:54 PM
i am at the ballys gym over on mack and eight mile.
this part of eight mile is not as bad as it implies.
if this works then i am going to write more fiction.

tomorrow they play the super bowl.

cell fone journal
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 9:22 AM
i am at work sitting at my desk.
its 9:17am and my next patient is coming in at ten am.
there really isn't anything for me to do right now.
i could probably go upstairs and put the charts away or i could call for auth numbers but i dont really have to do that until later.

i went out to dinner with my friend chris.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 9:54 AM
Like i said before i'm at work right now, not really doing much.
today after work i am going probably watch the newest indiana jones movie

I think I broke my phone

Monday, January 19, 2009
10:33pm
I am at home sitting at the kitchen table typing in my computer and forcing myself to drink this stuff called ruby red.
Its grapefruit juice and it taste terrible.
I think its actually worse than drinking straight vodka.
Its from Tropicana and they add calcium and vitamin d to it so its good for me.
But it still taste just plain awful.
It is Martin Luther King jr day today.
I guess today is the day that he was assassinated and he was born on the fifteenth of January, so my birthday is right in between the two days but I still don’t get a day off of work because of it.
Well I think I actually could of taken the day off of work but I didn’t schedule it or ask for it off in enough time in advance.
I could of sworn that I filled out the paper to schedule the day off sometime last year when I was filling out paper work to take all of those other days off.
I think when I was younger mlk jr day was actually on my birthday but I know for sure that it was right around my birthday.
After work I came home and instead of getting ready to go to the gym I went upstairs and I masturbated and then I took a nap after that until about seven pm.
After I woke up from my nap I went down the street to quiznos to get my dinner.
After that I got ready to go to the gym.
The sauna still isn’t working over at the ballys near where I live.
The sauna broke yesterday and one of the guy’s that works there said that someone was going to come out and fix the sauna today.
Well its not fix and the steam room is kind of scary.
The steam room smells funny and there are ceiling tiles in there.
Droplets of water condense on the ceiling tiles and when someone opens and closes the door those droplets of water fall.
The ceiling tiles look like they soak up water as well.
I don’t like the way they have that steam room set up, I don’t think its very sanitary.
And besides that, I didn’t like the steam room because the air was so thick and hot that it was difficult to breath.
I really hope they fix the sauna soon because that is the main reason why I go there.
I think tomorrow after work I’m going to get my hair cut at the borics down the street from where I live and then I don’t know what I’ll do from there.
I think that’s it for now.
I think I’m going to masturbate again and then I’ll get ready for bed.

florida vs. oklahoma

Sunday, January 04, 2009
5:45pm
Right now I am sitting at my kitchen table creating this journal entry.
Last night I spent a great deal of time visiting other blogs and leaving comments on them with the hopes of eventually getting more attention for my blog.
As of right now I think only one person has left a comment on my blog but I have received comments back from some of the comments that I have made on other blogs.
I don’t expect to attract a lot of attention for my blog over night but eventually I would like to have a large collection of readers that way when I start posting my works of fiction on my blog then maybe it wouldn’t be so hard to get people to go over to that blog.
But on the other hand the main reason why I blog is so that I can express my self and bitch about my life.
Today and yesterday I went to the gym and I worked out.
Since today is Sunday I got up a little earlier than I would of like to so that I could go to church. I think I mentioned this before but I go to church because my dad makes me.
I know that is a lame ass excuse but that is the truth.
At some point in the future I’ll talk more about this, but not right now.
Anyways, I got up at eight a.m. and then I got ready to go to church so that I could be there by ten o’clock.
On the way to church I stopped at burgerking so that I could purchase two egg and cheese croissants.
Yeah, I know I should only be eating one of those but their so tasty.
At least most of the time their tasty.
After church I came back home so that I could go to the gym.
I think I got to the gym by twelve forty-five p.m. and I was there for about an hour.
After the gym I stopped at the subway just down the street from where I live for lunch.
I got a twelve inch ham and cheese sub with lettuce.
I’m kind of plain when it comes to pretty much everything so I got my sub with just ham, swiss, and lettuce.
Oh and while I was at the gym I weighed my self and I’m a little embarrassed but I weigh 171 pounds.
That may not sound like much but I’m only 5’5’’ so to say the least I’m a little over weight.
I should ask my dad how much he weighs.
If I got down to 150 then I would be very happy, but I don’t think that’s going to happen for a long time.
On second thought I could just stop eating and I would probably drop all of that weight in probably a week I’m guessing.
I wouldn’t do that simply because I get cranky when I get hungry…
and not to mention I would be concerned about my blood sugar level dropping too low!
I haven’t been diagnosed as a diabetic yet but my dad and his brother both are so I’m concerned that might eventually happen to me so I’m taking steps to prevent that, as I sit here typing and drinking mt dew, from happening.
My sub for lunch sucked because the bread wasn’t very fresh.
That’s my only complaint about my lunch.
After I finished lunch I spoke with my friend chris on the phone for a little bit, he called me. Tomorrow after work I’m not going to the gym because I have my iron man movie to watch and my right arm still hurts.
Yesterday and earlier today I did the same workout routine.
I got on the bike and I pedaled for thirty minutes and then I went upstairs to the small “track” that they have and I walked around it once to stretch out my legs after doing all of the pedaling and then I did three sets of sit ups.
In each set I did ten sit ups and I rest for a couple of minutes between each set.
After that I go back downstairs and I use the pull thing that they have set up down there by the bench presses and stuff.
Its not a bar that goes straight across so it’s a little different than what they had us do in school. There is a couple of different kinds of grips that they have set up.
There’s two or three of them where you have to grip the bars close together on either side of your head, which I can do at least a couple of times.
And then there is this wide grip that looks like the handle bars on an old bicycle which I have not been able to do yet because its so far apart.
I’ve seen other people do that one from a distance so I know its possible, but its not possible for me.
At least not yet.
But anyways, I’m not going to be doing the pull up exercises at least for a week because my right wrist and right elbow hurt now because of it.
Yesterday when I went up to this pull up thing I was hardly able to do one at first but I think I was able to kind of do two of them.
Today when I went up to the contraption I was able to do one pull up easily but the next one wasn’t so easy.
Anyways, tomorrow after work I’m going to come home and watch the movie iron man. Yesterday and today when I went to the gym I wore a pair of shorts and one of my fancy t-shirts, but I didn’t wear my sweats.
My fancy t-shirts are shirts that have been cut to fit like a regular t-shirt but its made out of a thin material that feels almost like silk.
This fancy material is suppose to help keep you cooler making your sweat evaporate faster or something.
It’s a stretchy material but I wear the shirts loose so I don’t embarrass everyone with my stunning physical appearance.
But my dad is able to order them cheap because I guess he gets a discount from the company’s website.
I should ask my dad to get me some more of those.
Anyways, on Tuesday means I’ll lose more weight.
My immediate goal with going to the gym is lose weight, not get really muscular.
I know I sound like a girl when I say this but I want to lose weight around my stomach and hips and ass so that my cloths fit better.
I’ll probably go to the gym on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.
I’ll skip Wednesday because I will be donating blood at the church I go to.
I think my appointment for the blood donation is seven-thirty so I could probably go to the gym right after work but I don’t want to because I haven’t given blood before.
I’m concerned that after I donate blood I’ll pass out and/or be too weak to drive myself home.
I don’t think that will happen because like I’ve told myself before, “I’m strong like bull”, but its still a concern.
I’m really not sure what else I want to talk about right now.
At seven I’m going to go panera bread to get dinner and then I also have to stop by meijers to pick up some food for my breakfasts during the coming week.
So bye for now.

Thursday, January 01, 2009
7:29 PM
Right now I am at my dad’s house.
He made a new year’s day dinner for us.
Right now I am sitting in the room which used to be the computer room or office writing this journal entry.
I have the rose bowl game on television right now.
Right now its USC vs. Penn state, and usc is kicking some butt.
I guess usc has pretty much owned the rose bowl for a while now.
They played in the rose bowl last year and they won.
Right now its 31 to 7, usc is winning.
They’re really kicking some butt.
My brother, mom, dad, and the dog are upstairs watching a movie, while I’m down here listening/watching the rose bowl game.
American football looks so dangerous.
I’m glad that I never got into playing that kind of football and if I ever have kids I really hope they don’t want to play American football.
When you play sports you can bet that your going to get hurt, but breaking your ankle is very different then getting a concussion.
The way a broken ankle is going to affect you in the future is predictable whereas a concussion is not.
If you get a concussion when your playing football in high school or college you may be fine after a couple of days but you might feel the effects later on in life, i.e. you maybe more prone to memory loss or worse.
I have to work tomorrow so I can’t stay here too late.
Its almost eight o’clock right now so after I’m finished with this I am going to take off.
I think I might have a kidney stone on my left hand side, its been hurting for a week or two.
It doesn’t hurt as much now as it did before but now I almost feel like I’m getting a fever.
Last night after I went to bed sleep was not really enjoyable.
Right before I went to bed I used my laptop to look at porn while I masturbated and I think I got up once to masturbate maybe an hour after I went to bed.
But sometime after that I had to get up and use the bathroom two or three times.
The first time it went okay because it wasn’t…
Forget I even brought it up.
I’m not going to go into those details so you are welcome.
I’m just going to say that I didn’t sleep really well last night because I had a tummy ache.
I don’t remember if I mentioned this already but I got my new cell phone yesterday.
It’s the Samsung rant.
I originally wanted to get the blackberry curve but then the plan that I have doesn’t work with the blackberry and my dad is the one that is paying the bill so I couldn’t get that phone.
So then the people at the phone store tried to get me to purchase a different phone.
I then eventually decided to get the same phone as my dad.
After I got that phone it stopped working less then a day after I got it….
This all happened at the phone store down the street from where i work.
Dealing with them has been such a pain in the ass for both me and my dad.
I think on last Friday my dad basically had had enough of them and told me that we were going to go the sprint store by his house.
But after I tried to return the phone that didn’t work to the Iraqi phone store they told me to hold onto and sprint would be sending me a return kit so I could send that phone back.
We never got back the return kit because phone store was suppose to give that to us, and they had no clue that they were able to do that…
that is why my dad went in there I think on last Friday.
Anyways the people that work at the phone store by work are a bunch of fuckin idiots.
The people that work there seem like nice people for the most part but their not great at what they do.
I’m not going back there.
On Monday my dad and I went to the sprint store near my dad's house and they’ve been really helpful.
On Monday I decided that I was going to get either the rumor or rant.
I found the rumor on the sprint website was going to be for free after the mail in rebates and such.
When I got back home after we went to the store I went on the website to see if there was a better deal on there for the rant but there wasn’t.
The rant cost the same at the store and on the website so I told dad that we were going to get the phone from the store.
So we did yesterday and we got there six minutes before they were going to close.
I’m going to get ready to take off now.
I have to go to meijers to purchase bottled water and pop.
I really need the pop because I work tomorrow.
Tomorrow for breakfast I think I’ll stop at burgerking on the way to work.

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Happy New Year!

Monday, December 29, 2008
10:52pm
The Detroit Lions have finished their season with the record of zero and sixteen.
The Detroit lions have made history, they are the first time to loss all of their regular season games.
Here we go lions, here we go!
Here we go lions, here we go!
I am from the MetroDetroit area so this is kind of big news to me, but its not a huge surprise.
The head coach and some of his staff were fired.
I think the lions need to make some serious changes in order to be competitive.
I recommend that everyone that is employed by the lions be fired immediately and the “team” be sold.
Ok so maybe not all of the employees should fired.
The people that work the consession stands can probably be allowed to keep their jobs.
But I really think the we deserve better than what the Detroit lions are serving up.
The former lions coach, I think his name is Rob Marinelli, was previously a very successful coach I think.
I think he used to coach the san Francisco fourty niners.
So I don’t think it was the coach that came in here and caused the lions to loss so many games.
The whole organization is fucked and I think a major part of the problem are the owners and the people that the fords have hired.
The ford car company is in the shiter, so it is no surprise that the other business that they own is in the shiter as well.
I would like to see the NFL move in and remove the owners of the lions.