I went to the gym today.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
7:51pm to 8:30pm
Right now I’m sitting at my messy kitchen table creating this journal entry.
My teeth really suck.
Tomorrow after dinner I’m going to try to floss my teeth but I almost decided to start doing that tonight but I decided against it.
I was sent home early from work because I get to work Saturday morning.
Editor note: oh boy.
It was a nice change to work only a half a day today but I would rather not have to work on Saturday morning.
Patricia sent me home at lunch time today from work.
Editor note: She really doesn't like being called Patricia.
Like I said, its nice to work only a half a day once in while but I have to work Saturday morning so that’s like working six days but only getting paid for five so it sucks.
But anyways, instead of going home right after work I decided to get lunch at the coney island inside one of the building that I work in.
I ordered the breakfast deal thing, which since they add on one dollar after eleven am isn’t that much of a deal, which comes with two or three large eggs I forget which, and hash browns and toast.
I think the breakfast deal is for 3.99 but since I don’t get there before eleven then the bump up the price to 4.99 plus whatever the price of a small coke is.
They also give me a discount since I work at the hospital but I don’t really even work at the hospital.
I work in one of the professional buildings next to the hospital and the company that I work for is not even associated with the hospital.
A couple of weeks ago, or it was probably a month or two ago, I had an older lady on my schedule for some sort of cat scan and the girls at the other office were also going to do an x-ray on her as well.
The old lady went to the hospital that sits between our two buildings and instead of sending her over to the correct building the people at the hospital just told her that they could do the x-ray and the ct there.
Those bastards at the hospital have stolen our patients before.
Anyways, after work I went to eat the coney island and then I went home to at first get a pair of shorts and use the bathroom but after I got home I decided that I was going to dig out a pair of shorts from my dirty clothes pile and then take a nap.
Like I said before I, I usually only use the sauna at the gym during the week but since I got out of work a lot earlier I decided that I was actually going to work out.
Editor note: I went to the gym that is located on eight mile and harper I think.
That gym is so much nicer than the one on van dyke.
So I got to the gym by four o’clock at the latest and I left by about five because I was already hungry again.
I went and got dinner by about six and now here we are.
As I was driving home from the gym today I decided that I was either going to stop at the store to get the stuff to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or I was going to eat the last poptart.
I decided on the poptart.
I also opened a bottle of mt dew as well, which I haven’t got half way through yet.
I just stopped to take a big drink of pop just a moment ago.
I think I’m almost done with this.
After I finish writing this I’m going to clean off this messy kitchen table and then I’m going to edit this so that I can publish it on my blog.
If your reading this on my blog then I have some news for you.
My real name is not Alberto Bryant the fourth.
Please edit this.
Editor note: Please edit this.
My real name is not Alberto Bryant the fourth so I can preserve my idenity.
Editor note: The editor is also the creator of this website, the sole contributor to this website, and the most amazing writer in the world.
Last night I watched the movie ‘serenity’ online at Netflix.
I don’t really want to go into the details but if you have a chance to watch it then I would recommend it.
I wouldn’t actually go out and purchase it.
I don’t know if any movie is actually that good to go out and purchase because I can just rent it from Netflix for next to nothing.
I would like to actually rent it from Netflix so that I could watch the extras that are included with the dvd.
I’m going to check out Netflix again today after I’m done with this to see if they still are offering the deal for me to add on another dvd for a buck or two.
Editor note: They are no longer offering the deal.
Or maybe I won’t bother because I can watch a bunch of movies online at their website.
But I will check to see if I put that movie on my list yet or as they call it my queue.
I’ve started using a spray bottle to water my plant that is on my kitchen table so that the dirt that is in the pot doesn’t get compacted and eroded so easily.
The draw back to this is that it appears that I have to water this plant more often now.
I seem to be watering the plant now at least a couple of times again now whereas before I watered it once a week.
I also purchased some of those little sticks of fertilizer that I have already given to the plant. Now its time to stop.

happy vd.

Thursday, February 12, 2009
8:55pm to 9:40pm
Take a deep breath and then begin.
Today work was pretty good.
Today Jill was the ultrasound tech, not Angela.
Jill isn’t that bad looking actually.
I think that Jill would be very hot under those scrubs.
Or better yet, I think she would be very hot with her scrubs on my bedroom floor.
Anyways, after work I went directly to the gym.
I really think I have a low testosterone level and keep in mind that I am a human male.
Is it normal for a male’s testosterone level to go down during their twentys?
Probably not.
I don’t think there is anything seriously wrong with me or anything like that.
I’m not worried that I have cancer or anything seriously wrong like that.
I actually suspect that I have had a low testosterone level all my life but I know that I am a man and I know that I was meant to be a man so it isn’t anything like that.
I know I have testosterone because I continue to grow facial hair and I have more than enough body hair but I don’t feel as creative and as aggressive as I used to.
And I don't feel as horny as I used to.
And I’ve never been a really aggressive person so if I feel like I haven’t been as aggressive like I used to then I think that’s really saying something.
I’m going to force myself to talk about something else now.
Like I was saying, I went to the gym directly after work, and I think I got there right before five.
Usually I get home from work a little after five so when I looked at my watch before I went inside the gym I smiled because I knew that I was going to get out of the gym a lot earlier than I had been before.
I think I left the gym before six.
Like I said before during the week I go to the gym after work and I sit in the sauna with my sweats so I can lose weight by just sitting there and playing tetris on my phone.
I really like the song ‘take back the city’ by snow patrol.
At first I thought that was a dumb name for a band and I kind of got the feeling that they were more like pop stars instead of musical artist.
But my feelings for them have changed.
Although I don’t think I’ll be purchasing one of their cd’s anytime soon.
One of the newer girls at work told me about this website where you can download games and music.
I think the website was called bittorrent.com or I could be wrong.
My friend chris downloads music and movies from a different website called btjunkie.com.
I keep meaning to checkout those sites but I just haven’t gotten around to it.
Did I mention that I purchased new shoes?
I think their called bounce by adidas.
They are black and red and their really nice.
I just stretched my arms above my head and it felt really nice.
I’m used to typing a couple of sentences and then sitting back and thinking about what I’m going to type next or just stare off into space.
Yeah, I don’t think I really want to go into that today either.
I drank my glass of milk again today and things went smoothly.
I also drank a glass of orange juice.
I think tomorrow I’m going to bring my book with me so that I can read a little while I’m in the sauna after work.
Valentines day is coming up this weekend and I’m not really looking forward to it.
This is one of those days that reminds of how single I really am.
Sorry I stopped again.
I’m not really sure where to go from here.
I have to spend some time some time this weekend cleaning up the place and working on my other blog.
Oh okay, almost done.
Last night I went to bed early.
I think I went up to bed at ten or ten thirty but I ended up masturbating and that of course took a little longer than I wanted it to.
Its not that it actually takes me a long time to climax…
most of the time I spend masturbating is actually spent looking for the right picture or the right movie on the internet.
I’m not going to tell you which porn sites I go to because their bad websites.
Those sites or at least some of those sites will put cookies onto your computer so they can track what your doing.
I’m not talking about the kind of cookie you eat or put your dick into.
Please keep in mind that younger people and people that lack a sense of humor or open mindedness should probably not be reading this.
Now I’m not saying that you put your dick or any other private part into or onto a cookie that you get from chips ahoy or the keebler elves, that is unless your into that kind of kinky stuff.
But me I’m not into that kinky sort of stuff.
What I mean is that there are the kinds of cookies that you eat as a treat and usually contain lots of sugar.
Also there is the kind of cookie that you find on a human female.
The clitoris and the vaginal area of a woman is sometimes, in slang terms, referred to as a cookie.
And no matter how sweet of a person you think she is, don’t think for a moment that her cookie is going to taste like sugar and satisfy your sugar craving.
Although I would imagine that its possible it will satisfy another kind of craving.
I have to stop now cause I went more than a page.

I think hell has almost frozen over.

holy shit!
I actually got a comment!

i went to the gym today after work.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009
10:13pm to 10:51pm
I am at my place and I’m sitting here at the messy kitchen table creating a journal entry.
Last night I got an email from suicidegirls.com stating that one of my internet friends had renewed my account with them for three months because my internet friend had a thing for me.
Editor note: Missy, the writer of the email and I think she is the owner of the suicide girls website, said in her email that my internet friend that renewed my sg account with her had a thing for me and wanted to do bad things with me or to me.
In other words, someone wants to fuck me!
But I think its just a promotional thing.
I don’t think I have an internet friend, no really I know that I don’t have an internet friend so I’m pretty sure they sent me that as a promotional thing.
Suicidegirls.com I think I’m spelling that correctly is website that is part porn site slash part socialization blog sort of thing.
The only nude pictures and videos that are on there are of attractive young human females with tattoos and piercings in many places.
Sorry I stopped for a moment there.
Tomorrow I am going to try to go to the gym right after work that way I’ll come home from the gym earlier.
I went to the gym today after work.
After I’m done creating this wonderful journal entry I will get my stuff together for work and the gym so that I don’t have to take that time tomorrow morning.
Also sometime tomorrow I have to purchase bar soap and hand soap.
The toilet and the faucets in the bathrooms started making weird noises after I came home from work today.
Editor note: The toilets and faucets are no longer making funny noises.
I don’t really want to go into that right now because I guess I want to tell you about something else today.
Now if I could only figure out what the hell that was…
Before I started writing this journal I finished off a small glass of orange juice.
I think I will start considering purchasing a dish washer.
I think instead of worrying about using up my old shoes before I purchase new ones I’m just going to get rid of at least some of my old shoes that I don’t wear anymore.
I seem to go through shoes quick.
Angela, who I work with is pregnant and she just started training a new hire.
Angela got married in December in las vegas and she said I think before she went to vegas that was going to stop taking birth control because she was in a hurry to get preggars.
Which is understandable.
I think she is thirty or thirty one and I have a feeling that she is worried that she won’t be able to have kids if she waits any longer.
Her parents are probably putting pressure on her as well to make them some grandbabies.
I’m worried that if I do have children their going to turn out like me and my brother, which would be a bad thing.
Maybe I’ll talk about that some other time.
But on the other hand, if I find someone that I’m really in love with and get married to this woman then I think I would be willing to put up with having children.
On the other hand I actually kind of want to have to children because I don’t want to deprive my self of that experience and I want someone to take care of me when I get old.
Okay, almost done.
Keep going. Angela is most certainly the most attractive woman that I work with at but I’m not sure if she is the most attractive taking into consideration the other girls at the other offices that are apart of the company.
Keep in mind that I have edit this before I put this on my blog!!!!!!!!
After work I came home and I took a shit but before I even got home I went to the bank to cash my check and I think they put it in the right account this time.
I don’t know my checking or my savings account numbers yet.
Angela is overall the hottest piece of ass that I currently know or work with.
I know at least some of the other girls at the other offices are just as physically attractive as she is but I don’t know if they have what I would consider an attractive personality as well. Yesterday and today I drank a small glass of milk!
And it actually turned out okay I think.
I’m lactose intolerant but I can take these pills that will make it possible for me to drink milk.
If I take only one pill though I get really bloated and my tummy hurts and I get gas but if I take two of the them like I did yesterday and today then I don’t feel that discomfort.
Editor note: I still feel some discomfort, but I don't have to shit right after I drink milk if I take these pills.
It can’t be that much longer.
Eventually I want to get to the point where I’m knocking these pages out in like fifteen or twenty minutes.
I don’t mean that I want to sacrifice good content for finishing quickly because I want these to be a little interesting.
I don’t hear my biological clock ticking because its digital, is what I said when the girls at work were having a lunch celebration for one of the other girls at work that is almost ready to go on pregnancy leave.
Some one said that we should just leave the decorations up.
That’s it, I’m over one page again so I have to stop.

I feel like I have a lump in my throat.

Sunday, February 08, 2009
10:12pm
This is my second stream of thought journal entry.
I know that I have done these before but I don’t think I really stuck with the ideal or idea for very long.
That seems to be a thing with me.
I will get into something or I’ll come up with a plan, like to do these journals everyday or to read a book everyday for an hour or something but then I’ll either get bored or even intimidated by it and then I’ll stop for awhile.
Or I’ll just kind of half ass my way through it.
Anyways, I went out to dinner with my dad tonight.
The wine that my dad drank cost more than the rest of our dinner put together.
We went to texas roadhouse.
It’s the steak house place on thirteen mile between Gratiot and little mack.
Dad and I both ordered the bbq chicken.
The first chicken that they gave me was not very hot and it was tough so I sent it back and the one they gave me was so much better.
Dad got the same thing that I did.
This weekend when I went to the gym I wore a pair of shorts and those fancy t-shirts instead of the sweats.
Before I went to the gym on Saturday I actually went to sports authority to purchase a new pair of shorts.
I got a black pair of addias soccer shorts.
They cost me twenty dollars before taxes.
The shorts were made out of the same sort of material that my fancy t-shirts were made out of.
The fancy t-shirts I think are made out 100% nylon and its that really light fabric that is suppose to keep you dry when you sweat.
When I sweat the shorts and the t-shirts still get wet from sweat but they don’t feel as heavy like a cotton t-shirt would be.
The fancy t-shirts that I’m talking about aren’t actually really expensive and they’re not made by a name brand company.
Their nice shirts but I think they cost my dad about the same price as a cotton t-shirt from one of his other suppliers would cost him.
Where as if you bought this kind of shirt from nike or addias it would probably cost at least twenty dollars.
Its ten thirty right now so I think I’m going to stop this now and get ready for bed.

tonight is garbage night.

Thursday, February 05, 2009
9:21pm
I think I am going to start trying to create my journal entries as fast as I can and then later go back and edit them and put them on my blog.
The plan is “write” a page in my journal in a fast sort of manner, you like just say or type what ever comes to my mind and then maybe the next day or when ever to come back and edit it so that I can put it on my blog.
Stream of mind journal.
I just finished drinking a cup of orange juice.
I have only had two cups of orange juice today.
After work I came home and took a shit and then I got ready to go the gym.
But the shit that I took after work did not take as long as it usually does because I took a shit at work at about a quarter to four and I get out of work at four thirty.
Today at work wasn’t that bad we weren’t really busy like we have been for the past week or so.
With the economy slowing down you would think that I would be getting more slow days than busy days but that hasn’t been the case.
I work at a doctor’s office but its not really a doctor’s office.
The company that I work for is actually owned by a bunch of cheap ass jewish doctors, I intentionally didn’t capitalize that but on the other hand I’m really glad that I have a job so of course I’m not going to tell you( at least I won’t tell my blog readers who the owners of my job are) but if your reading this unedited journal entry then you’ve done a very bad thing and you’ve hacked into my laptop computer or you have broken into my private email.
This is the edited version.
My job is actually okay for the most part I really wish I got paid more and part of me actually believes that I deserve to be paid more.
Sorry I had to stop to scratch myself.
This is going to take longer than I thought to sit here and type enough to fill up an entire page.
editor note: I actually created more than one page.
When I create this in my microsoft word processor I don't hit enter each time I start a new sentence, I just do that for this blog.
I like to watch the television show the big bang.
Penny is really hot and two of the people that used to be on the roseann bar or barb show are on there.
They both play college professors I believe.
I think I’m half way done with this page now and my hands and journal writing brain that sometime creative but often times slow brain is showing signs of fatigue.
Like I said, I think the blond chick that plays penny is a real hot piece of ass.
I keep wanting to stop but I must keep going.
I wonder if penny is a natural blond but I’m guessing that the drapes don’t match the carpet because she probably shaves.
That reminds me, I need to shave.
Well not really shave but to remove the hair from that area.
I like to go bald in my pubic area because it just feels better and I hate it when my hair gets in the way when I masturbate.
The stereo type of jews being cheap is true, otherwise it wouldn’t be a stereo type.
I’m not a racist cause I hate everyone.
Okay so maybe hate is too strong of a word.
Dislike I think is a better word.
Everyone has their flaws.
Like my flaw is to write shitty ass journals.
That is suppose to be funny.
Not true.
My career goal is to become a writer of fiction.
If your reading my blog, my real name is not alberto Bryant.
Please keep in mind that this has to be edited!
My real name is ... and my throat feels kind of sore, probably from the orange juice and some acid reflux and I kind of feel a little dizzy.
Like I was saying earlier I came home from work and then I got ready to go the gym and I think as I previously stated in one of my earlier journal entries during the week I go the gym to just sit in the sauna with my sweat shirt and sweat pants on so that I can sweat a lot.
I figured that would be the easiest way to lose weight and I can use the time to play tetris on my phone.
When I was in the sauna today this really attractive young lady came in the sauna and sat next to this old guy who I’m assuming has some sort of class with her, maybe it’s some sort of work out class?
Anyways, this young lady turns out to be a milf but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her. When you say milf the kind of lady that comes to mind is an attractive older lady, late thirties maybe earlier fifties with maybe a little extra weight on her and some lines on her face.
I can’t think of how to spell the word.
Editor note: wrinkles.
Okay now I’m almost done.
Anyways, this young lady could of passed for eight-teen easily.
But I’m guessing that she was in her late twenties at the least because she was still really hot after pushing out two kids and she seemed like a smart girl.
She didn’t seem like the kind of girl that would get pregnant while she was still in high school. Okay that’s it for now.

I just took a sip of my orange juice.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009
10:03pm
Right now I am sitting at my kitchen table just starting to right this journal entry.
I have been putting off writing a new journal entry for what seems and feels like a long time.
On Sunday I watched most the super bowl with my dad and brother and the dog.
My mom didn’t come home from work until late in the fourth quarter and dad seemed to sleep through most of the game.
The game was actually very entertaining.
The half time show was surprising…
bruce springsteen and his band performed and I think I only recognized one of the songs but I forget which song I recognized.
I was surprised by how energic bruce was.
I think I need to water my plant that I have setup here on the kitchen table.
Anyways, as you know the steelers won the game but the game was close for at least a little while.
At one point the camera focused on cuba goodin jr, you know the guy that was in the movie jerry Maguire with tom cruise, and the announcer guy was saying that in the movie cuba played a football player on the Arizona cardinals and in the movie the cardinals went to the superbowl.
And then the announcer guy said something like, “cuba was now at the superbowl watching the Arizona cardinals instead of playing in the superbowl.”
And that got me thinking, ‘if Arizona wins the game then I can start off my blog entry as something like “the Arizona cardinals are now saying ‘Show me the money!’ because they just won the superbowl and cuba goodin jr was at the game watching.”
Show Me the money was the line that tom cruise and cuba screamed at each other over the phone in the movie jerry Maguire.
But the cardinals didn’t win the game so I can’t really do that now.
I have been going to the gym almost everyday after work and on the weekends as well.
During the week my plan is to come home after work and then get ready to go the gym.
At the gym I’ll wear a sweat shirt and sweat pants in the sauna so that I sweat more than I would if I were to wear just a shirt and shorts.
If I sweat more that means I will lose more weight.
My goal right now is to lose weight, not gain muscle.
I weigh about 170 pounds right now, but my goal is to drop down to 150.
After I reach that goal I will reconsider my game plan to possibly start putting on muscle so that I look better when I take my shirt off.
As I was saying I go to the gym after work to sit in the sauna wearing my sweat shirt and pants. On Saturday and Sunday I go to the gym to work out at least a little.
At the very least on the weekends I will cycle on the bike for thirty minutes and sit in the sauna for thirty minutes or more.
Yesterday I didn’t go to the gym cause I stayed at home to watch the Indiana jones dvd that I just wrote a review for.
I think next week I’m going to start going to the gym right after work instead of going home first.
But that would mean either using the shiter at work or at the gym.
I think I would choose to use the toilet at work before I used it at the gym.
I think that is it for now.
I am going to get ready for bed.
Ciao.