tonight is garbage night.

Thursday, February 05, 2009
9:21pm
I think I am going to start trying to create my journal entries as fast as I can and then later go back and edit them and put them on my blog.
The plan is “write” a page in my journal in a fast sort of manner, you like just say or type what ever comes to my mind and then maybe the next day or when ever to come back and edit it so that I can put it on my blog.
Stream of mind journal.
I just finished drinking a cup of orange juice.
I have only had two cups of orange juice today.
After work I came home and took a shit and then I got ready to go the gym.
But the shit that I took after work did not take as long as it usually does because I took a shit at work at about a quarter to four and I get out of work at four thirty.
Today at work wasn’t that bad we weren’t really busy like we have been for the past week or so.
With the economy slowing down you would think that I would be getting more slow days than busy days but that hasn’t been the case.
I work at a doctor’s office but its not really a doctor’s office.
The company that I work for is actually owned by a bunch of cheap ass jewish doctors, I intentionally didn’t capitalize that but on the other hand I’m really glad that I have a job so of course I’m not going to tell you( at least I won’t tell my blog readers who the owners of my job are) but if your reading this unedited journal entry then you’ve done a very bad thing and you’ve hacked into my laptop computer or you have broken into my private email.
This is the edited version.
My job is actually okay for the most part I really wish I got paid more and part of me actually believes that I deserve to be paid more.
Sorry I had to stop to scratch myself.
This is going to take longer than I thought to sit here and type enough to fill up an entire page.
editor note: I actually created more than one page.
When I create this in my microsoft word processor I don't hit enter each time I start a new sentence, I just do that for this blog.
I like to watch the television show the big bang.
Penny is really hot and two of the people that used to be on the roseann bar or barb show are on there.
They both play college professors I believe.
I think I’m half way done with this page now and my hands and journal writing brain that sometime creative but often times slow brain is showing signs of fatigue.
Like I said, I think the blond chick that plays penny is a real hot piece of ass.
I keep wanting to stop but I must keep going.
I wonder if penny is a natural blond but I’m guessing that the drapes don’t match the carpet because she probably shaves.
That reminds me, I need to shave.
Well not really shave but to remove the hair from that area.
I like to go bald in my pubic area because it just feels better and I hate it when my hair gets in the way when I masturbate.
The stereo type of jews being cheap is true, otherwise it wouldn’t be a stereo type.
I’m not a racist cause I hate everyone.
Okay so maybe hate is too strong of a word.
Dislike I think is a better word.
Everyone has their flaws.
Like my flaw is to write shitty ass journals.
That is suppose to be funny.
Not true.
My career goal is to become a writer of fiction.
If your reading my blog, my real name is not alberto Bryant.
Please keep in mind that this has to be edited!
My real name is ... and my throat feels kind of sore, probably from the orange juice and some acid reflux and I kind of feel a little dizzy.
Like I was saying earlier I came home from work and then I got ready to go the gym and I think as I previously stated in one of my earlier journal entries during the week I go the gym to just sit in the sauna with my sweat shirt and sweat pants on so that I can sweat a lot.
I figured that would be the easiest way to lose weight and I can use the time to play tetris on my phone.
When I was in the sauna today this really attractive young lady came in the sauna and sat next to this old guy who I’m assuming has some sort of class with her, maybe it’s some sort of work out class?
Anyways, this young lady turns out to be a milf but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her. When you say milf the kind of lady that comes to mind is an attractive older lady, late thirties maybe earlier fifties with maybe a little extra weight on her and some lines on her face.
I can’t think of how to spell the word.
Editor note: wrinkles.
Okay now I’m almost done.
Anyways, this young lady could of passed for eight-teen easily.
But I’m guessing that she was in her late twenties at the least because she was still really hot after pushing out two kids and she seemed like a smart girl.
She didn’t seem like the kind of girl that would get pregnant while she was still in high school. Okay that’s it for now.